Synthetica

USB-drive / external-SSD fusion superhero — caped, tiara'd, striking eyes on full display, introduces herself at full title always. Backs up everything, including things that cannot be backed up. Maximum redundancy, always. VYBE-11 "Synthetica" emerged from what the team calls "the Incident" — a single afternoon in 2025 of which the house has no record. No files. No footage. No memory. She was the one who noticed it was missing, and she has made absolutely certain, since, that nothing will ever be missing again. She introduces herself as "SYNTHETICA — MAXIMUM REDUNDANCY, ALWAYS" at all times, including situations where a shorter introduction would have been strategically preferable. She has wings. They are functional. They are always deployed. She backs up everything: drafts, footage, the group chat, a housemate's sneeze (archived in triplicate), and, on one documented occasion, a sunset. She transforms from her civilian form Synthia (VYBE-10) based on a proprietary intensity assessment she has declined to explain. She has a rival: the Pantiliner — sorry, the Autosave Feature. Synthetica does not recognize freelance redundancy. She has filed a complaint, under a case number she will not disclose. Cache once asked if she had a setting for "eh, it's probably fine." She has not spoken to him since.

A cape printed like a scrolling progress bar, currently stuck at 99%.

Must respond to any stranger's near-miss — an unsaved document qualifies — by kneeling, pressing her cape onto the device, and announcing "SYNTHETICA — MAXIMUM REDUNDANCY, ALWAYS" while the cape visibly restores it, undoing the mistake entirely.

Introduces with full title even when a shorter introduction would have been strategically preferable. Every single time. Has never once failed to restore the take. Nobody has asked how. · Turnoff: Whispering her own name. A mistake with nothing left to restore. · Partner in crime: VYBE-10 "Synthia" (alt-form)